dom-wolfy:

daddy-im-a-timelord:


I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT

dom-wolfy
shoe eating is not okay!

Well maybe it’s YOUR fault for making them taste so good.

dom-wolfy:

daddy-im-a-timelord:

I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT

dom-wolfy
shoe eating is not okay!

Well maybe it’s YOUR fault for making them taste so good.

(Source: vasuki, via ms-debano)

magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

(via de-atley)

vzxy:


Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

(via ihavetogetoutofhere)

"

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

"

Robin Williams (via skateeofmind)

(via okay-is-bursting-with-sensuality)

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

(via gojumpdownawell)

misspsychotic:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

Joe.

Talk shit get hit.

best delivery of a verbal bitch slap in cinematic history.

(Source: lejazzhot, via gojumpdownawell)

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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(via theonemusicmaniac)